Ingredients:
1 cut - Gourmet-ass meat
1 bag - Gourmet-ass shaved carrots
1 bag - Gourmet-ass string beans
1 - Gourmet-ass sliced onion
1- Gourmet-ass clove of garlic, minced
Directions:
Oh shit. You know "normal" meals? throw that shit to the curb. Today we're whipping up a "Gourmet-ass" meal. Basically, take your gourmet-ass meat and grill it up, master-chef style. Then take your gourmet-ass vegetables and steam them with the gourmet-ass onions and garlic. Finally, place the meal on a real fancy plate, like the kind with vines and little flowers on them, so it looks like a gourmet-ass meal should. Serve it up on a dope marble countertop like you live in a mansion or some shit. damn.
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